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I would not function well in one of those countries where the thumbs up symbol is considered rude.

My mouth is slow at wordsing sometimes, so for quick yes/no questions I will just respond with my hands, or start with my hands while the rest of me catches up.

Anyway, point is, one of my most common gestures is to snap my fingers in such a way that it ends in a thumbs up.

Which to me means “yes!” “Absolutely” “Right-O buddy!”

But around the world I would just constantly be insulting people and that would be bad. I am not an insulter.

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

weirdvintage:

Fry’s Cocoa—Rich in nerve food!  Advertisement, 1940s (via Vintage-Ads LJ)

weirdvintage:

Fry’s Cocoa—Rich in nerve food!  Advertisement, 1940s (via Vintage-Ads LJ)

THough I do think my mouse might be screwing up. It keeps being weird and closing tabs and stuff. Annoying. 

Just got back from a walk. My feet hurt.

But I got the tools to re-dye my hair and also comic books and a Johny Cash record.

So a good day.

laughingsquid:

An Interactive Infographic of British Interior Design Trends by Decade (1950s to 2010s)
Track: Pepper Steak (kazoo)
Artist: kazoo-goddess
Plays: 28759

otter-face:

kazoo-goddess:

"Pepper Steak" from the game Off…entirely on kazoo.

 (via mizardz)

I just really need to see Spider-man wearing a cowboy hat now.

Discussions about comics that mostly center around the movies are really frustrating for me. 

Not for some alpha-nerd reason.

More like a big beta-nerd reason where I know nothing about the movies and all I know is a bit about the current story-lines on a select few characters and Silver age Batman and that is it really. 

It makes conversations difficult because I have no clue who this Magneto jerk is. He wears a funny costume. Might be a bad guy? I dunno. 

Me: SCREAMS LOUDLY